Five things I learned from watching Under the Tuscan Sun without sound on the in-flight movie

  1. Unattractive people are colorful and goodhearted
  2. Almost everyone in Tuscany is an aging character actor with a funny hat
  3. Italian men like watching women dance in fountains
  4. Tuscan birthing rooms have unscreened windows with extraordinary views
  5. The local police will give you rides on their little scooter bikes provided that you’re Diane Lane in a skirt
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