Archive for April, 2004
Friday, April 23rd, 2004
- Cunnalingua Fränka
- Bosomy Flava
- Badonka Donk
- Felacia Von Succulent
- Uterus Jones
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Friday, April 23rd, 2004
- When the guy in the Delta pre-flight video blows lovingly into his inflatable vest
- When the tiny Maker’s Mark arrives
- When the portly guy in the next row who’s been “flying this route for thirty years” finally falls asleep
- When the second tiny Maker’s Mark arrives
- When the Drew Barrymore movie ends
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Friday, April 23rd, 2004
- You ate almost a quart of bad paella and have violent squirts
- You accidentally fell on a set of bicycle handlebars in the shower and will need a day to get them dislodged
- New Roman Catholic holiday: “The Festival of St. Malingerer”
- Your beloved burro, Henrietta, has died from the cancer
- You’re drunk on Jesus and don’t care who knows it
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Friday, April 23rd, 2004
- The Dyspeptic Bridgekeeper
- The Whimsical Producer
- The Jonesing Junky
- The Elliptical Trainer
- The Dismissive Operator
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Friday, April 23rd, 2004
- Brown dog got ass hairs, too
- You can’t cash an excuse
- Mama don’t like no Fritos in a bowl
- Now that’s a big monkey!
- Shittin’ on a dollar don’t make it a candy cane
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Friday, April 23rd, 2004
- Gallagher
- Michael Madsen
- Mason Reese
- Mark E. Smith
- William “The Refrigerator” Perry
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Friday, April 23rd, 2004
- You get a basement
- Everyone’s always apologizing
- King’s Island
- Great climbing trees
- It’s not Kentucky or Indiana
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Friday, April 16th, 2004
- Edward Gibbon
- E.B. White
- Antonio Gramsci
- Walter Pater
- Theodor Adorno
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Friday, April 16th, 2004
- “Makes No Sense At All” / Hüsker Dü
- “You Got It” / Mudhoney
- “Brown Eyed Girl” / Van Morrison
- “Hot Rod Lincoln” / Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen
- “Ring of Fire” / Wall of Voodoo
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Friday, April 9th, 2004
- These Amps Ain’t Made of Candy Floss, ‘Guv
- Fuckin’ Olive Loaf Again
- Angus Drank (The Last Mountain Dew)
- (Almost Nothing) Rhymes with ‘Dynamite’
- These Knees Is Almost Fifty
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