Five excuses to get you out of work today
April 23rd, 2004- You ate almost a quart of bad paella and have violent squirts
- You accidentally fell on a set of bicycle handlebars in the shower and will need a day to get them dislodged
- New Roman Catholic holiday: “The Festival of St. Malingerer”
- Your beloved burro, Henrietta, has died from the cancer
- You’re drunk on Jesus and don’t care who knows it
Theoretically Related 5ives
- Five albums I was listening to when I moved to San Francisco (seven years ago today)
- Five inevitabilities I find exhausting
- Five amazing Beatles bridges
- Five composers I’m glad never had to hear their work performed primarily as ear-screeching ringtones
- Five Records I Listened to on the Way to Work (Tallahassee; Summer, 1999)