Five cultural pronouncements from Chairman Merlin
May 3rd, 2004- Godspeed You! Black Emperor is basically Classical music for indie rock kids
- Shoes and costly skincare products are the new food
- Dark lipliner is the female version of a bad toupee
- Hüsker Dü and The Shins listened to the same mid-60s pop—but arrived at completely different conclusions
- Shame is the new black