Five epic childhood injuries (and how I got each)
May 8th, 2004- 7-inch cut on outside left leg (jumping ramp on a dare, 1976)
- big bloody hole in center of head (slammed into corner of bathroom sink, 1973)
- teeny tiny cut above left upper lip (accidental glancing fingernail for which my Mother still can’t forgive herself, 1967)
- double hernia operation (1968)
- 2nd degree sunburn (Adventure Island, 1980)