Five things I’ve paid to have put on t-shirts
June 10th, 2004- Star Wars iron-on; first name on back shoulders (1977)
- Glittery Superman iron-on; first name on back shoulders (1979)
- “Grappler” pro wrestling iron-on; first name on back shoulders (1980)
- Airbrushed cover of “Wolverine #1” comic book (1982)
- Number “12” on front; first name on back shoulders (1978)
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