5ives

1. The Conifer Program - Consume nothing but pinecones on days with an “r” in them
2. Swap Yourself Skinny- Wear a vest made of delicious smoky bacon; eat only poly-blend textiles and brass buttons
3. Paper Thin - Gorge on all the white bond paper you like
4. Roast n’ Row - Eat all the tasty prime rib you want (provided you’re rowing a boat at the time)
5. Chet Atkins Diet - Eat nothing but vintage guitars; avoid picks

This entry was posted on Monday, July 19th, 2004 at 4:14 pm.

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