5ives

1. Ban homonyms and double entendres
2. Require all porn sites be written in Esperanto
3. Teach children that Jesus hates their dirty erections
4. Nothing kills idle curiosity like chemical mace
5. Trade family’s PC for equivalent value in strident religious tracts

This entry was posted on Monday, July 19th, 2004 at 4:15 pm.

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