Five annoyed San Franciscans you’ll meet in heaven

  1. frowning mom with tall latté and jog stroller
  2. bald, fifty-something massage therapist on recumbent bike
  3. vegan slam poet, hissing during movie trailers
  4. PETA hipster, physically disgusted at your “holocaust burger”
  5. pink-faced guy with chaps and big vein in forehead (and his quizzically identical partner)
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