Five annoyed San Franciscans you’ll meet in heaven
September 15th, 2004- frowning mom with tall latté and jog stroller
- bald, fifty-something massage therapist on recumbent bike
- vegan slam poet, hissing during movie trailers
- PETA hipster, physically disgusted at your “holocaust burger”
- pink-faced guy with chaps and big vein in forehead (and his quizzically identical partner)