Five terrible fake articles in Waaaaa!, the notional magazine for hipster Noe Valley mothers
October 27th, 2004- Clogs: They’re just so comfortable!
- Tough Choices: One baby, two dogs or two babies, one dog?
- Election Special: Which clever t-shirt will you force baby to wear?
- Busy Mom Discipline: Try hitting the baby with the spaniel
- Why can’t I name them all “Tyler?”: One mother’s painful journey of discovery
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