Five things I suspect I’m not supposed to think about when watching those bands with messy hair who sound like Joy Division

  1. Wow. That’s a really expensive amp.
  2. That bass player has nice skin for someone who’s so unhappy.
  3. I wonder if they all have really cool apartments.
  4. Would it kill them to get a tambourine?
  5. Man. These guys sound a lot like Joy Division.
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