Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
- Weepin’ Tyler’s Tangy Grandma Rememberer
- The Great American Face Slap Factory
- The Homoerotic Context Erasinator (with salty rim)
- Cap’n Morgan’s Highe Seas Roofie Hyderr
- Daddy’s Dreams Desolvin’ Appletini
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Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
- Songs about “Rock ‘n’ Roll”
- Shriners in those stupid little cars
- genuinely amazed infants
- the scene in Casablanca where Lazlo makes everyone stand and sing “La Marseillaise”
- The Bill of Rights
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Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
- The distinguished cocksmoker from that hellhole, Mississippi
- The obsequious bootlicker from Virginia
- The exalted pederast from Kentucky
- The noisome harpy from California
- The fat-assed blowhard from that one flyover state
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