5ives

1. Weepin’ Tyler’s Tangy Grandma Rememberer
2. The Great American Face Slap Factory
3. The Homoerotic Context Erasinator (with salty rim)
4. Cap’n Morgan’s Highe Seas Roofie Hyderr
5. Daddy’s Dreams Desolvin’ Appletini

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 1st, 2005 at 10:03 am.

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