5ives

1. Be assured that my imaginary friend, Prof. Pickles, will be hearing about this.
2. I trust you’re prepared to pay any medical deductible?
3. I have every confidence I’ll heal in time for band camp.
4. No. Actually, I pee myself when I’m feeling really confident.
5. Might my plaintive weeping soften your heart?

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 24th, 2005 at 8:40 am.

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