Five ineffective responses to bullies

  1. Be assured that my imaginary friend, Prof. Pickles, will be hearing about this.
  2. I trust you’re prepared to pay any medical deductible?
  3. I have every confidence I’ll heal in time for band camp.
  4. No. Actually, I pee myself when I’m feeling really confident.
  5. Might my plaintive weeping soften your heart?
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