5ives

1. monogrammed dog saddle
2. golf-club-shaped satellite phone
3. extra large all-weather sitting pants
4. nesting dolls of extended Bush family
5. solar-powered scrotum humidifier

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 24th, 2005 at 8:41 am.

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