5ives

1. If it weren’t for his wife’s IPO, he’d still be kickin’ it in the Caravan
2. It took him 2-1/2 years to grow that lame goatee
3. All the women at work call him “Fonzie” and laugh
4. Each week, there’s a good deal less hair under that cool “brain bucket”
5. He’s just terrified of dying

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 24th, 2005 at 8:43 am.

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