5ives

1. overnight guests must now provide own sheets and towels
2. giraffes and chimps begin hawking Grit door-to-door
3. Continental Breakfast downgraded to a can of Hawaiian Punch and some cab fare
4. Ferris Wheel and railroad to close early on federal holidays
5. “Jesus Juice” now prepared with less costly well-brand vodka

This entry was posted on Monday, June 20th, 2005 at 7:19 am.

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