Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
- claims moral right to tour kitchen, personally choosing objectively best pot pie available
- even in large parties, always demands own itemized check
- loudly proclaims that you could have had that last yeast roll if you weren’t so damned weak
- only tips 3% (except for what she terms “heroic” service)
- always farting and blaming it on “irrational” woman at next table
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Monday, August 15th, 2005
- Warren G. Harding/Albert Fall
- Fred Flintstone/The Great Gazoo
- Catherine the Great/Mr. Ed
- Mr. Roper/Mr. Furley
- Bono/Bono
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Monday, August 15th, 2005
- Coalinga
- Butte Valley
- Chilcoot
- Fawnskin
- La Conchita
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Monday, August 15th, 2005
- James at 42
- Joanie Swears Out a Restraining Order on Chachi
- Saved by the Bell: The Middle-Management Years
- Holmes and Yo-Yo Babies
- Charlie’s Caregivers
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