Five things that killed your party

1. six Rick Wakeman CDs does not qualify as a “party shuffle”
2. half-hour monologue on the difference between `` and ``
3. quarter-inch nacho cheese skin
4. impromptu one-man performance of “The Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’”
5. sole female guest left at 8:10

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