Five things that killed your party
September 19th, 2005- six Rick Wakeman CDs does not qualify as a “party shuffle”
- half-hour monologue on the difference between <abbr> and <acronym>
- quarter-inch nacho cheese skin
- impromptu one-man performance of “The Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’”
- sole female guest left at 8:10
Theoretically Related 5ives
- Five things you can bring along to help make the party all about you
- Five things I like more than I want to admit
- Five words I choose not to recognize as verbs
- Five “Brady Bunch” Characters (and what sometimes make me fear I’m a little like each of them)
- Five good things to absorb while you’re still young