Five things that killed your party

  1. six Rick Wakeman CDs does not qualify as a “party shuffle”
  2. half-hour monologue on the difference between <abbr> and <acronym>
  3. quarter-inch nacho cheese skin
  4. impromptu one-man performance of “The Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’”
  5. sole female guest left at 8:10
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