Archive for the 'five things' Category
Monday, January 28th, 2008
- Rambo V: Could You Repeat the Specials, Please?
- Increasingly Less Over the Top
- Tango & Cash II: Which One Am I Again?
- F.I.S.T.U.L.A.
- Rocky VII: Who Keeps Moving My Medicine?
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Sunday, January 27th, 2008
- talk through a vocoder, so maybe people will infer you’re a mean robot
- as you address your audience, consider stroking a cat or cleaning your mom’s rifle
- display tabular information about your perceived enemies in a large, readable typeface
- avoid contractions, so you’ll sound more like Vincent Price
- work the cravat
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Friday, January 25th, 2008
- Fishpie-on-Porkstocking
- Poxham
- Monoclesfordington
- Mutton Moat Wood
- Penishire-on-Derbyhat
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Friday, January 25th, 2008
- Moses: Top 10 Bulletproof Tips for Not Pissing-off The Lord (2 tablets - reg req.)
- HOWTO: Some Guy Compares Thee to a Summer Day
- Crazy Italian Dude Totally Draws on Pope’s Ceiling (DIGG THIS!!!!)
- I CAN HAZ INVISIBLE THUMBSCREWZ? Top 50 LOLInquisiton Macros
- BOOBIES - Hot Naked Chick Horses Around Coventry [PICS!]
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Friday, January 25th, 2008
- peanut-shaped peanut bowl made of peanut shells
- peanut surrey, drawn by two sweet potato horses
- Atari 2600
- peanut shuriken
- Side 2 of Boston’s Third Stage
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Friday, January 25th, 2008
- creating a bailment
- “meeting of the minds”
- in loco parentis
- “reasonable expectation of privacy”
- compulsory post-trial interview with effeminate scolding man
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
- Moving Klingman out
- Whacking Sollozzo
- Going fishing with Al
- Visiting Woltz
- Hiring Sophia
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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
- the International Date Line
- the Electoral College
- how my toilet works
- MMORPG
- “The Seduction Community”
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Sunday, October 21st, 2007
- Sexy Prius
- Sexy Ahmadinejad
- Sexy Oncologist
- Sexy Alexander Pope
- Sexy Scented Candle
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Thursday, October 18th, 2007
- “A Good Man is Hard to Find,” by Flannery O’Connor
- Les Chants de Maldoror by Comte de Lautréamont
- “The Call of Cthulhu” by H. P. Lovecraft
- À rebours by J.K. Huysmans
- Goodnight Moon, by Margaret Wise Brown
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Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
- Syphilitic Spice
- Phlegmatic Spice
- Rheumy Spice
- Contradictory Spice
- Emotionally-Unavailable Spice
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Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
- semi-boneless
- smooth jazz
- lucky sweatpants
- MySpace friend
- Microsoft fanboy
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Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
- Dingell
- Boehner
- Sanchez
- Frank
- Craig
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Tuesday, August 28th, 2007
- “When You Sleep” by My Bloody Valentine
- “Outdoor Miner” by Wire
- “Your Wedding” by Smog
- “Brand New Love” by Sebadoh
- “Make Out Club” by Unrest
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Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
- “Cellars Remorse” - home radon test
- “Squeak’n Cleen”- industrial degreasing agent
- OEM pre-need funeral plan
- “Ridi Pagliaccio” - pepper spray replacement cartridges
- “Kozy Komb Krabby Kitt” - economy-priced pubic louse removal pack
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Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
- World’s Greatest Lover
- Topic Expert
- Vatican Watcher
- Thought Leader
- Poet
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Thursday, June 21st, 2007
- open a modest home ass business
- serve hot meals of ass to the less fortunate
- hold a weekend “Ass Sale” on your lawn
- make colorful ass gift bags for the holidays
- give sympathetic testimony for recovering hump drunks
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Thursday, June 21st, 2007
- chimps
- The Godfather, Part II
- lobster rolls
- nature shows involving predatory insects
- Glengarry Glen Ross
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Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
- heavily gelled comb-back
- omnipresent Bluetooth earpiece
- Radio Margaritaville
- the nickel tip
- frequent use of words “impactful” and “‘bro”
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Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
- Thoracic Surgery With the Stars
- Track, Destroy, and Consume Your New Mom
- Mormon Idol
- Survivor: Leaky Hot Air Balloon
- Gastroenterologist 911
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