5ives

1. Hooters
2. “Just stopping by this one guy’s house for a minute”
3. Bars where women sell shots in test tubes
4. Rooms containing teenagers
5. Anyplace people are praying

This entry was posted on Monday, April 15th, 2002 at 1:06 pm.

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