Five things I owe to Michael N., Andrew H., and all the other kind folks who school me when I break my stupid style sheets
March 11th, 2003- Large gift ham in tasteful wicker basket
- Romantic boatride with Pavarotti (plus one other tenor to be named)
- Their weight in comfortable athletic shoes from Target™
- Semi-nude lap dance from former Senator Bob Dole, optional night of closed-mouth kissing
- Big old box of “Oriental”-flavored Top Ramen™