Five things I owe to Michael N., Andrew H., and all the other kind folks who school me when I break my stupid style sheets

  1. Large gift ham in tasteful wicker basket
  2. Romantic boatride with Pavarotti (plus one other tenor to be named)
  3. Their weight in comfortable athletic shoes from Target™
  4. Semi-nude lap dance from former Senator Bob Dole, optional night of closed-mouth kissing
  5. Big old box of “Oriental”-flavored Top Ramen™
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