5ives

1. Six pack of domestic beer: $3.00
2. 2-bedroom house: $25,000
3. Handgun: $20,000 and up
4. Handjob: $5.00
5. Admission to First-run Movie: $2.00

This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 12th, 2003 at 1:54 pm.

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