5ives

1. Professor Candypants (mime & contortionist)
2. MC Preclear ‘n’ the “Get Audizzited” Crew (evangelical rap crew)
3. Principal Badtouch (tapdancer & close magician)
4. Roofie McSleepytime (clown hypnotist)
5. Whitevan Andy & the Roadtrip Kidz (unspecified travel initiative)

This entry was posted on Friday, January 9th, 2004 at 3:38 pm.

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