- Like I was just traded to another inmate for 2 packs of menthol cigarettes
- Like I’ve been slapped repeatedly with a half-frozen sturgeon
- Like I’ve accidentally just agreed to finish the homework of every kid in my middle school
- Like somewhere in a big Sprint building, there’s a fat man with a monocle and a top hat smoking a cigar while dancing a jig and holding a fat bag of five-dollar bills with my bewildered face on it
- Very, very unclean
This entry was posted
on Friday, January 9th, 2004 at 3:36 pm.
Theoretically Related 5ives