Five items banned in accordance with my junior high handbook
January 9th, 2004- Faddish, i.e. punk hair-styles
- Halter tops and/or bare midriff costumes
- Public Display of Affection (PDA)
- Shoving, skylarking, and other horseplay
- Articles of clothing advertising alcohol, drugs or tobacco
Theoretically Related 5ives
- Five places where the burnouts would hang out and smoke in junior high
- Five songs I’d love to hear performed by a competent junior high marching band
- Five things that a portly, scowling, fortyish, white-trash mother needs the teenaged cashier at the Home Depot in Holiday, Florida to understand right now
- Five total scams in high school
- Five places I was turned down for dates