Five tattoos it’s probably better that I don’t have (and where each would go)
January 9th, 2004- Thompson Twins’ Into the Gap album cover (entire back)
- Map of Bayonet Point, FL (face, shaved head)
- Cartoon Calvin peeing joyfully on the staff of Pitchfork (upper left arm)
- “TALK” & “ROCK” (knuckles of either hand)
- Hash mark for each time I’ve seen Cheap Trick (back of neck; currently 5)