Archive for May, 2004
Saturday, May 8th, 2004
- 7-inch cut on outside left leg (jumping ramp on a dare, 1976)
- big bloody hole in center of head (slammed into corner of bathroom sink, 1973)
- teeny tiny cut above left upper lip (accidental glancing fingernail for which my Mother still can’t forgive herself, 1967)
- double hernia operation (1968)
- 2nd degree sunburn (Adventure Island, 1980)
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Saturday, May 8th, 2004
- Steak
- French Fries
- Coke or Sprite
- Salad with French Dressing and croutons
- Dessert (probably the pudding of her choice)
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Friday, May 7th, 2004
- The North Side Wussies
- Da Lovas o’ Henry James
- Self-Abusin’ Joey & the Shameful Seven
- The Slight n’ Pale Grammarian Crewe
- The Rollin’, Representin’ Christian Apologists
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Friday, May 7th, 2004
- Jimmy Osmond
- Richie Rich
- Adam Rich
- Jody Patterson-Davis
- That little Japanese kid with the 200 IQ
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Friday, May 7th, 2004
- September Morn’
- Dressy Drawers
- Horseback Sally’s All-Natural Disposable Swim Appliance
- Too Fresh by a Half
- Heather Menses
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Monday, May 3rd, 2004
- She May Call You Up Tonight
- Desiree
- Pretty Ballerina
- Let Go of You Girl
- I’ve Got Something On My Mind
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Monday, May 3rd, 2004
- Kraft macaroni & cheese
- green bean casserole
- deviled eggs
- franks & beans
- congealed salads (various)
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Monday, May 3rd, 2004
- Barney Rubble
- Trapper John
- Danno
- Ralph Malph
- Wojo
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Monday, May 3rd, 2004
- Godspeed You! Black Emperor is basically Classical music for indie rock kids
- Shoes and costly skincare products are the new food
- Dark lipliner is the female version of a bad toupee
- Hüsker Dü and The Shins listened to the same mid-60s pop—but arrived at completely different conclusions
- Shame is the new black
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
- Combovers
- Clarinets
- Enormous eyeglasses made out of turquoise
- Baseball cleats
- Pig latin
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
- Video games
- “hella”
- Reality TV
- That whole low-slung pants thing
- Adult cartoons about ironic, crime-solving food
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
- Pennies
- Waiters introducing themselves then stooping at the table
- Cars that honk when they’re locked or unlocked
- Use of the word “obvs”
- The Rolling Stones
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
- Hofstadter / Gödel, Escher, Bach
- Kierkegaard / Fear & Trembling
- Kant / The Critique of Pure Reason
- Baker / Modern Physics and Anti-Physics
- Paul / Romans
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
- Iron Man
- Smoke on the Water
- Twist and Shout
- I Ran
- Pictures of Matchstick Men
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
- Eddie Money
- Billy Squier
- Belinda Carlisle
- Ric Ocascek
- Michael Stipe
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
- “Year of the Cat” - Al Stewart
- “Lonely Boy” - Andrew Gold
- “Driver’s Seat” - Sniff n’ the Tears
- “Sad Eyes” - Robert John
- “Magnet & Steel” - Walter Egan
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