Monday, July 19th, 2004
- Sloan
- Gilmore Girls
- Gum
- Gossiping about celebrities
- LiveJournal
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Monday, July 19th, 2004
- hissing
- eye-rolling
- leaving notes
- sighing
- randomly yelling “hate crime!”
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Monday, July 19th, 2004
- Shaking Through - R.E.M.
- In a Jar - Dinosaur Jr
- Pictures of Lily - The Who
- I Felt Like a Gringo - Minutemen
- My Big Mouth - The Posies
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Monday, July 19th, 2004
- Ban homonyms and double entendres
- Require all porn sites be written in Esperanto
- Teach children that Jesus hates their dirty erections
- Nothing kills idle curiosity like chemical mace
- Trade family’s PC for equivalent value in strident religious tracts
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Monday, July 19th, 2004
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- Mystic River
- Big Daddy
- Forrest Gump
- Those fucking Lord of the Rings movies
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Monday, July 19th, 2004
- The Conifer Program - Consume nothing but pinecones on days with an “r” in them
- Swap Yourself Skinny- Wear a vest made of delicious smoky bacon; eat only poly-blend textiles and brass buttons
- Paper Thin - Gorge on all the white bond paper you like
- Roast n’ Row - Eat all the tasty prime rib you want (provided you’re rowing a boat at the time)
- Chet Atkins Diet - Eat nothing but vintage guitars; avoid picks
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