Archive for September, 2004
Thursday, September 30th, 2004
- Broast the Vote!
- Pummel the Vote!
- Gently Strum the Vote!
- Benchpress the Vote!
- Botox the Vote!
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
- Gillette
- Apple
- Sprint
- Costco
- Trader Joe’s
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
- wheelie popping
- snaking, loogie-hocking, and general spitting
- climbing and scaling
- ramp jumping
- snatching stacks of quarters from elbow (as seen on Happy Days)
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
- buy domain names
- hire an attorney
- do lots of file management from the command line
- sort out your finances
- telephone people you remember fondly from elementary school
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
- Exposé
- incremental searching
- undo
- sort by date (descending)
- cold reboot
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004
- Spike Jones
- Jesse L. Weston
- Junior Samples
- Dean Atcheson
- Señor Wences
Posted in five things | Comments Off
Thursday, September 16th, 2004
- the streets
- my bitches
- thug life
- popping a cap in your ass
- my milkshake
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Thursday, September 16th, 2004
- Studs Terkel
- Don Knotts
- Estelle Getty
- Walter Mondale
- The Late Ruth Gordon
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
- metric assload (n.) - a lot
- asshat (n.) - willfully ignorant person
- assy (adj.) - unacceptably low-quality
- big-ass (adj.) - large
- asstacular (adj.) - really bad
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
- frowning mom with tall latté and jog stroller
- bald, fifty-something massage therapist on recumbent bike
- vegan slam poet, hissing during movie trailers
- PETA hipster, physically disgusted at your “holocaust burger”
- pink-faced guy with chaps and big vein in forehead (and his quizzically identical partner)
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
- #eee
- diagonal lines
- centered ~700px content well
- “subtle” drop shadows
- un-bolded Georgia headings
Posted in five things | No Comments »
Thursday, September 2nd, 2004
- John Kerry openly supports difficult-to-open jars of hard candy
- Dueling pistols now stored behind the counter at the Wal-Mart
- Do-nothing liberal colleagues want to cut his generous coffee and Vivarin stipend
- That ole’ possum just keeps a’gettin’ into his seed corn
- Who keeps moving his slippers?
Posted in five things | No Comments »