5ives

1. John Kerry openly supports difficult-to-open jars of hard candy
2. Dueling pistols now stored behind the counter at the Wal-Mart
3. Do-nothing liberal colleagues want to cut his generous coffee and Vivarin stipend
4. That ole’ possum just keeps a’gettin’ into his seed corn
5. Who keeps moving his slippers?

This entry was posted on Thursday, September 2nd, 2004 at 6:28 am.

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