Five things I learned from watching Metropolis

  1. Biplanes will soon glide gracefully between our great art deco skyscrapers
  2. In the very near future, rich white men will wear really gay pants
  3. When women become evil robots, they like to act kind of slutty and dance
  4. Workers of the year 2026 are in constant danger of being crushed under a pile of allegory
  5. What German actors lack in subtlety, they more than make up for in enthusiasm and interesting haircuts
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