Five cats who hated me

October 5th, 2004
  1. Blackie (1977) - Clawed maniacally at my calves as I slept uneasily
  2. Sushi (1992) - Calm demeanor belied hateful, blood-filled glances
  3. Unnamed neighborhood cat (1979) - Hissed menacingly from the front yard
  4. Sapphire (1998) - Mephistophelean Siamese with transparently homicidal designs
  5. Chuck (1991) - Repeatedly shat on my pillow

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