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Five inevitabilities I find exhausting

January 17th, 2005
  1. Obsequious chain restaurant waitrons
  2. Any mention of King Tut requires playing the jokey Steve Martin song
  3. The unapologetic shittiness of airport food
  4. “Myanmar,” we must be reminded, was once known as “Burma”
  5. Someone in earshot will say “hella” repeatedly today (and I will cringe reflexively)

This entry was posted on Monday, January 17th, 2005 at 10:39 am.

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