- If you had to go through my trash and pick one discarded item to represent how you felt about my butt, what would it be?
- If I were a piece of food caught in your teeth, would you pick me out? What kind of food would I be? Would I be delicious even after I’d been trapped between your molars since lunch?
- If the two of us were naked in a phone booth and we both had to fart really bad, how would we bring it up? Who would fart first, and would it smell like flowers?
- If I were a tumor, where would I be on your body? How long would it be before I metastasized to your liver?
- Please post the compliment you think I would most enjoy hearing about myself. Now, do this every morning.
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