Five items on which a sticker of Calvin has not, to my knowledge, peed
January 18th, 2005- The Magna Carta
- Elvis’ “‘68 Comeback” Special
- Eddie Van Halen
- St. Anselm’s Ontological Argument
- Denny’s™ Grand Slam® Breakfast
Theoretically Related 5ives
- Five sightings around town (New Port Richey, Florida; February, 2004)
- Five items banned in accordance with my junior high handbook
- Five terrible fake items from the Sky Mall catalog
- Five terrible fake secrets about U.S. presidents
- Five tattoos it’s probably better that I don’t have (and where each would go)