Archive for October, 2004
Wednesday, October 27th, 2004
- Clogs: They’re just so comfortable!
- Tough Choices: One baby, two dogs or two babies, one dog?
- Election Special: Which clever t-shirt will you force baby to wear?
- Busy Mom Discipline: Try hitting the baby with the spaniel
- Why can’t I name them all “Tyler?”: One mother’s painful journey of discovery
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Wednesday, October 27th, 2004
- Charles Bissell (The Wrens)
- Andy Cohen (Silkworm)
- Roger Miller (Mission of Burma)
- Patrick Pentland (Sloan)
- Geoff Farina (Karate)
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Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
- Confucianism: You Should Carry On
- Topsoil Deals Offsetting
- Squirehood, What’s Your Wife’s Favorite One?
- Secular Rockabye Countryman
- Porpoise, Only You Can Superstition
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Sunday, October 10th, 2004
- single red rose
- internet “shrine”
- anonymous gift of lingerie
- naming new hard drive in milady’s honor
- rhyming comparisons to “Seven of Nine”
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Sunday, October 10th, 2004
- Karla Marxx
- Lola Piranha
- Curvée Rhodes
- Jackie Jills
- Margarita Salt
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Sunday, October 10th, 2004
- Jim Eno (Spoon)
- Ringo Starr (The Beatles)
- Bruce Hamilton (Gruel, Bacon Ray)
- Jim Lindsay (Oranger)
- DJ Bonebrake (X)
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Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
- Blackie (1977) - Clawed maniacally at my calves as I slept uneasily
- Sushi (1992) - Calm demeanor belied hateful, blood-filled glances
- Unnamed neighborhood cat (1979) - Hissed menacingly from the front yard
- Sapphire (1998) - Mephistophelean Siamese with transparently homicidal designs
- Chuck (1991) - Repeatedly shat on my pillow
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Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
- If someone leaves their sunglasses in your car and they go unclaimed for five (5) business days, they legally become yours without comment
- Don Knotts has macular degeneration so don’t make fun of his big-ass sunglasses
- If you’ve spent more than $20.00 on your sunglasses, you probably aren’t spending enough on liquor
- The more “futuristic” your sunglasses are, the more likely you are to be living in a farming community (and vice versa)
- If you customarily wear sunglasses indoors, you better be blind or Kevin from The Wrens
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Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
- motels
- shopping malls
- New College
- military school
- museums
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Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
- Radiohead
- PJ Harvey
- Sleater Kinney
- Liz Phair
- Scissor Sisters
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