Archive for April, 2005
Sunday, April 24th, 2005
- If it weren’t for his wife’s IPO, he’d still be kickin’ it in the Caravan
- It took him 2-1/2 years to grow that lame goatee
- All the women at work call him “Fonzie” and laugh
- Each week, there’s a good deal less hair under that cool “brain bucket”
- He’s just terrified of dying
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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
- Royal Watcher
- Futurist
- Sports Legend
- Maître d’
- Old-World Craftsman
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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
- Skyway to Fantasyland; Walt Disney World
- 2nd period English; Ridgewood Jr. High
- Congress Skating Rink; Port Richey, Fla.
- 15-minute walk-run; Ridgewood Jr. High
- Red Baron Arcade; Northgate Mall
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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
- monogrammed dog saddle
- golf-club-shaped satellite phone
- extra large all-weather sitting pants
- nesting dolls of extended Bush family
- solar-powered scrotum humidifier
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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
- bail bondsman
- home syphilis test
- nunchucks
- lice comb
- bottled water
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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
- Be assured that my imaginary friend, Prof. Pickles, will be hearing about this.
- I trust you’re prepared to pay any medical deductible?
- I have every confidence I’ll heal in time for band camp.
- No. Actually, I pee myself when I’m feeling really confident.
- Might my plaintive weeping soften your heart?
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Sunday, April 24th, 2005
- Mr. Log (The New York Times)
- OMG lol teh bl0g!!!1!1! (LiveJournal)
- weëblog (The New Yorker)
- we belong (Pat Benatar)
- free, uncredited leads (The Drudge Report)
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