October 13th, 2005
- Nina Totenberg reads a transcript (1 drink)
- oboe is heard (2 drinks)
- Malcolm Gladwell reference (1 drink)
- Scott Simon cracks himself up (1 drink)
- Daniel Schorr mentions Watergate (3 drinks)
October 13th, 2005
- Hüsker Dü (ca. 1985)
- Joy Division (ca. 1979)
- The Comedian Harmonists (ca. 1933)
- The Benny Goodman Orchestra (ca. 1938)
- Talking Heads (ca. 1981)
October 11th, 2005
- Glimpse: Judge a Book by Just a Tiny Portion of Its Cover
- Two Wrongs = Five Rights: Freakonomics & the New Ethics of Contradiction
- Doy: Why “Dumb” Might Be Better After All
- “No, No! You’re Still Doing it Wrong!”: Why America Won’t Abandon Its Outmoded Logical Frameworks and Completely Embrace Non-Fiction Bestsellers
- “What’s the Matter with Pie?”: Fallacies of “Modern” “Nutrition”
October 11th, 2005
- Stewart Copeland (The Police)
- Terry Bozzio (Missing Persons)
- Cedric Sharpley (Gary Numan)
- Terry Williams (Rockpile)
- Clem Burke (Blondie)
October 10th, 2005
- Summer Breeze actually made them both a little edgy
- In industry circles, Seals was rumored to have been behind an abortive plot to whack Bread, America, and Poco
- One hazy night in 1978, Crofts reportedly ate a tray of lasagna all by himself
- Diamond Girl didn’t really shine so much as just occasionally glisten with perspiration
- For the last couple years there, Crofts was carrying Seals like a baby
October 10th, 2005
- Lucky Magazine subscription card
- ibuprophen bottle
- that one New York Times Magazine
- ingredients of Crest
- shampoo instructions
October 10th, 2005
- Magnum
- Brass Monkey
- Red, White, and Blue
- Fisher ale
- well-brand Scotch
October 4th, 2005
- Sexy Nurse
- Sexy Cop
- Sexy Alien
- Sexy Hitler
- Sexy Doris Roberts
September 23rd, 2005
- the single eye
- the star of cult TV show (with elliptical quote from same about life’s complexity)
- the peering over the glasses
- the “I’m looking balefully at something over here…”
- the big ole cleavage
September 23rd, 2005
- Simon Wiesenthal
- Abraham
- Jon Stewart
- Sol Star
- Ira Kaplan
September 23rd, 2005
- Henrietta Troubleknickers
- Jackson Splotch
- Prof. Wiggenstodgy
- Pennyfarthing Mushroomwater
- Felch Cracksbottom
September 19th, 2005
- six Rick Wakeman CDs does not qualify as a “party shuffle”
- half-hour monologue on the difference between <abbr> and <acronym>
- quarter-inch nacho cheese skin
- impromptu one-man performance of “The Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’”
- sole female guest left at 8:10
September 19th, 2005
- monkey
- robot
- pants
- sandwich
- bulbous
September 19th, 2005
- He used to be into Emo, but now he thinks it’s “kind of gay”
- He’s thinking of getting a job next summer
- He totally blew the math quiz on Friday
- He’s frenched three times now (and one time got a little tit)
- He’s using a Bob Marley icon some dude made
September 19th, 2005
- Diabetes-Related Supplies/Equipment
- Eyelash Curlers
- Toy Transformer Robots
- Eyeglass Repair Tools
- Toy Weapons (if not realistic replicas)
September 19th, 2005
- Jackin’ Jill’s
- Please Release Me
- 54U
- Handjobwerks
- Messy Manor
September 13th, 2005
- If you knew to an absolute moral certainty that you could capture and consume a live infant without being caught, how many do you suppose you could eat in a weekend?
- Have you ever been spanked erotically by someone who was not your current legal spouse? Just yes or no, please.
- Nominee, do you regard these slacks as accentuating my basket in an un-senatorial fashion?
- Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about…your mother.
- Kindly rise, and sing the 1979 hit, The Piña Colada Song, also known as Escape.
September 13th, 2005
- Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show
- two (and only two) kinds of Coke
- use of sentence case by college-educated adults
- Burger Chef Fun Meals
- Bill Clinton
September 13th, 2005
- O’Connor O’Connor’s
- The Chunky Emerald Yawn
- Tipsy McShamrock’s
- Casey O’Familywrecker’s
- Punchin’ Pete’s Place